While I don’t think it’s fair to compare people as such, there is an undeniable vibe in the people of every place.

In case you are new to this city , here are a few things you should know about girls in Mumbai:

  1. They have amazing bargaining skills

They can get you the same shirt for 50% of the price of what you bought from Flipkart on Big billion day.

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  1. They are self dependent

They make their own money. They have high-powered jobs, and they do not need you.

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  1. No pickup lines, please

You are the most researched, proven and ‘get laid potential’ pick up lines have been used on them approximately fifty thousand times in approximately five thousand bars, clubs, malls and restaurants. 

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  1. They can tell everything about you by the way you look at her

Yes they don’t even have to look at your dressing sense.

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  1. Never lie to them

They are double as human lie detectors.

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  1. They know many different languages

Make no assumptions. A girl who is a “Mumbaikar” could still speak with a Punjabi accent. 

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  1. They’re twice as Smart as You Are

They have to be in order to hold the jobs, deal with autowallahs and deal with random perverts in one of the toughest cities in the world.

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  1. They know everything

Talk about movies, directions, food, clothing or politics, they have a pretty strong opinion on everything—and might be more logical than yours.

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  1. They will judge you by where you take her on a date

Mcdonald’s or KFC means you will never meet this Mumbai girl again. Ironically she would not mind going to Vada Pav joint or Ramesh bhaiya ki Pani Puri. (JK)

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  1. Their Bags Hold Everything You Will Ever Need

That tiny designer bag hanging on her shoulder actually contains medicine, Band-Aids, all of her makeup, an extra pair of earrings, wet wipes, hand sanitizer, a cell phone charger, a backup wallet, breath mints…need I go on?

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  1. You got to be athletic

Why? Because she runs for bus, train and then college, office stairs. If you are interested, Dude you would have to run too.

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  1. They are extremely helpful.

Why go far? See the station, have you not read females making the pregnant commuter deliver on station? Big applause, they would never run away in case a person needs help.

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  1. She is fearless

Caution!! Next time you try to stick to her or dare look at her indecently or accidently happen to board ladies coach, Boss, book a bed in the hospital. She would utter abuses, kick you out but hardly ignore if you do something wrong to her. Yes, Mumbai is safe because the women are fearless.

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  1. She gives a damn to “log kya kahenge”

She would wear the dress, makeup, accessories that she is comfortable in. She would also choose to remain messy with her hairs not giving a thought about ‘log kya kahenge’. She lives for herself. She is beautiful.

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